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THE DICTIONARY OF DATING
In the spirit of Valentines Day, and the fact this is a dating site...here are concise, but very accurate definitions. Explaining some of the terminology encountered, when two ships pass in the night.  THE DICTIONARY OF DATING * ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. * LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. * DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. * EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. * PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married. * EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. * FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. * INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." * INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. * IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. * LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is. * NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. * FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown. * SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. * NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse.   |
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Ha ha ha! Love it! Love it!
Ohhhh if I had a dollar for every time a man made EYE CONTACT with my boobs I would be a very very VERY WEALTHY woman! I am sure many of the girls here would be multi millionairesses! | ||
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Well funnily enough, not the first time asked this type of question, Fran. Back at the Millennium, worked at a Bistro, Wedding, Convention Center, and had a really good working relationship with a Kiwi, BBW, Lady Chef. Which seems like yesterday, as things don't change around here much. . This might have become a bit strained, as when she was going on holidays, made the off hand remark, "Be good, and if you can't be good, buy a pram". To which her stern reply was, "And what you would say to a male, in a similar situation?", or words to that effect. Was stumped for a reply, for once. . Chef then went to Brisbane and went to a party. Was last seen getting into a taxi with a strange man, in the early hours. The friend who she went went out with, became concerned when not able to sight her again. Reported her missing, so the Brisbane Police contacted her employer in Yeppoon, to find out her contact numbers. He was not able to help much, as only hired her over a cup of coffee. When she came back to work, copped heaps of ribbing. Especially from one of the male apprentice chefs, so ended up going to the office about him. i know, so hard for a lady to get a sneaky root in, without the whole world finding out about it.  | ||
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Finally come up with a suitable answer Fran...Possibly you could call us males~
Box Bandits. | ||
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Well...reads better than 'bum bandit'...So best to keep it localised, i guess. |
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