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trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
Fuck Valentine's Day!

Hope that you all have a lovely Valentines day, and "Kissy kissy moi moi", to my secret admirer out there. But seeing that am not getting any, may as well spill the beans. A lot of fellas will try to suck up to you ladies for one reason, and one reason only...and that is to get their own selfish way!

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
So, here's my story,
What else can I say?
Love bites my ass,
Fuck Valentine's Day!



rm_azurefox
2227 Comments
And the problem with trying to achieve that objective issssss......??????????

trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
Want to propose to a girl : Just Do It (Nike)


richo01au
2905 Comments
Oh damm I missed it again oh well always next year

trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
Everybody's going out and having fun.

Richo and trumby are staying home and getting none.

emale43
179 Comments
Does a virtual date count as a Valentine's Day Date?

trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
No wuckers mate...sex is all in the mind, so no problem there (adjusts gimp mask).
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As long as one is wearing the right Head Trackers, Motion Trackers, Force Feedback Devices,Data Gloves etc

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